Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
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this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
Crawling with the base of the scales,
And fucking fiddles with the feet on a balancing act,
You were gagged, bound and crafting a tale,
Trailing wrapped in a gasp.
this is that anon right now
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
wow u seem upset… wanna talk about it? wanna cry about it? wanna have sex about it???