””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
can i make it any more obvious?
me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
me: whatever. *continues to ball*